Using Pictures And Other Famous Logos In Facebook Chat

With Facebook advancing so far in its innovative steps towards a better networking site, we still have no idea about many of its new addons. One such great new addition is the Facebook Chat Images.
Well, I guess its better to show, than to tell. ;)

See the pictures in the above chatbox? Yeah, this is what we are talking about. The size of pictures are of the same dimensions as the smileys. Wanna know how this happened? Well, its simple. All you must know is the Facebook profile username or the profile ID. First click on your friend's profile and then copy their username or the profile ID. The pictures below will show you how to obtain that.

The one with Profile ID

The one with Username

Now, since you have got the username or the profile ID, now the work is damn easy. All you have to do is to add one of the two info that you get from the Facebook profile link and add then in between the [[xxxxx]]. For example, take this code of our Facebook page, Boltspur, which you can find in the pic above.

[[boltspur]]
Copy and paste the above code in the chat box and you would see a small pic replaced with this text. (Sorry but, my logo is not yet ready :P )



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Funny Facebook Statuses!

Have you been sitting bored, seeing some funny videos or reading jokes? Want some more extra fun? Why not interact with your friends and family members at Facebook with these funny statuses! Simply copy-paste them as your status, be it Facebook or Google+ or whatever!

• A man asked a fairy to make him desirable & irresistible to all women. She turned him into a credit card.
• Cop pulls man over for suspicion of drunk driving. Cop: Sir have you been drinking? Man: No.Cop: Papers. Man: Scissors, I win!
• Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears.
• Dear Warner Bros: Now that I’m an adult, I feel I’m am old enough to hear what the “Beep Beep” is hiding when Road Runner talks to Wile E. Coyote.
• Congratulations!! You are the 100th person to view my status. To see your prize please click Control + W.
• Blonde and Brunette r walking on the road.brunette says “Look, a dead bird.” Blonde looks up in the sky, “WHERE, WHERE?”
• I know three facts about you, one you can’t say M without your lips touching, two your trying it now and you look like an idiot alien, three now your smiling
• Why is it when you run into a spider web, you suddenly turn into a ninja?
• Would like to congratulate their parents on having such an awesome son-well done!
• When you see a man opening a car door for a woman it can only mean 1 of 2 things. Either the car is new or the wife is.
• Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you!
• Welcome to the real Internet, where the men are men, the women are men, and the children are the FBI.
• I hate weddings. old people would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped when I started going up to them at funerals and poking them, saying, “You’re next“.
• A murderer was sitting on the electric chair. “Do u have any last requests?” “Yes, will u hold my 
• hand?” XD
• Boy: hey dad I got a girlfriend Dad: Good job son! Girl: Hey daddy I got a boyfriend Dad: *loads shotgun*
• Cops came around to my house today, told me that my dog was chasing someone on a bike, i told them to bugger off, my dog does not own a bike!
• I never get jealous when I see my ex with someone else, because my parents always taught me to give my used toys to the less fortunate.
• Good girls go to Heaven, bad girls just make you FEEL like you’re in Heaven!
• Insert coin to view status message?

• Teaching your own mother how to use Facebook is like willingly signing your own death warrant.
• When I was born I was so surprised, I didn’t talk for a year and a half!
• If you ever get caught sleeping on the job… slowly raise your head and say “in jesus name amen”.
• Ques: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, .. But Paying the Bill does.
• Facebook is like Jail, you sit around and waste time, You write on walls and you get poked by people you dont know
• My friends status said, “standing on the edge of a cliff :/”…so i poked him.
• remembers the day when blackberry and apple were just fruit
• I thinks my neighbor just caught me stealing his Wi-Fi internet.
• I swear my pillow could be a hairstylist I always wake up with the wierdest hairdos.
• Dance like no one’s going to put it on YouTube.
• Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.
• honk if you love Jesus Textwhile driving if you want to meet him.
• Dear God, please give us back Michael Jackson and in exchange we’ll give you Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus and the Jonas Bros. Sincerely, Me
• Every day, man is making bigger and better fool-proof things, and every day, nature is making bigger and better fools. So far, I think nature is winning.
• We have so much in common. You want to travel,I want you to go .
• Just wanted to let you know that you are my BFBFF… Best Facebook Friend Forever..
• Best Friends Listen to what you dont say.
• ”The greatest thing about Facebook, is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.” – Saket Narayan
• Last Night I Dreamt I was Eating A Giant Marshmallow……..When I Woke Up My Pillow Was Gone.
• If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrehea…does that mean one person enjoys it?
• I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, “Hello?” As if the bad guy is gonna be like, “Yeah, I`m in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?”
• Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?
• believes that if you tell your boss what you really think of him, the truth will set you free.
• I guess if you spoke your mind, you’d be speechless, huh?
• Alcohol does NOT make you fat…it makes you lean…against tables,chairs,walls, floors
• wonders why people put their relationship status as its complicated..u idiots why don’t u solve your problems instead of broadcasting them?
• never judges a book by its cover. She uses the paragraph on the back, it tells you what the story is about.
• I like to name my iPod “‘Titanic” so when it says ‘Syncing Titanic’ i click cancel and it makes me feel like a hero.
• *After slipping*, I did not fall. I attacked the ground!
• So many stupid people, and so few asteroids.
• U have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish cant Drown.
• I tried to log on to Facebook. It said, “Cookies are required to operate.” I thought to myself, “Me too, Facebook. Me too.”
• Roses are Red, Nuts are brown, Skirts go Up, Pants go Down, Body to Body, Skin to Skin, When it is Stiff, Stick it In, The Longer its In, The stronger it Gets, It goes in Dry, Comes out Wet, It comes out dripping,and it starts to Sag, Its not what you Think …its a Teabag
• I’ve always wondered if film directors wake up screaming “CUT! CUT! CUUUUUT!” when they have nightmares.
• trying to think of clever things to say after inhaling from a helium balloon.
• No matter what your Chinese symbol tattoo says, I’m going to assume the translation is: “Please think I’m cool.”
• It recently became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on a keyboard. This is why I’ll never be ending an e-mail with the phrase “Regards” ever again.
• A kid got bad marks in his test, he showed his test to his mom. His mom said ” what is this”? He answered teachers star stickers were finished so she gave me a full moon!!!
• A bug just landed on my computer screen and my first reaction was on try and scare it away with the curser
• If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
• oh I’m sorry! i didn’t realise you were giving me a dirty look…i just thought you were ugly like that all the time!!
• Me and my wife are inseparable. Sometimes, it takes three or four people to pull us apart.
• a guy knocked on my door today asking for a donation for the local primary school’s pool. I went away and came back with a cup of water….. Is that wrong?
• Hi, my name is Damimeve. The ‘mime’ is silent.
• I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was “You’ll never find anyone like me again!” I’m thinking, “I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you.
• She is proud of herself. She finished a jigsaw puzzle in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years
• Don’t waste money on expensive iPods. Simply think of your favorite tune and hum it. If you want to “i”, think of another song you like and hum that instead.
  
• I use to be great at wordplay. Once a pun a time.
• In an interview, “I can multitask housework with facebook!”
• is wondering why Facebook bothers to give the option of “liking” my own comment? Of course I like my own comments. I’m awesome..
• All men are born free and equal. If they go and get married, that’s their own fault.
• Yes, I know how to shut up. I just don’t know when.
•  I know the world isn’t going 2 end in 2012 coz my yogurt expires in 2013!
• I married my wife for her looks. But not the ones she’s been giving me lately!
• Your intelligence is my Common sense!
• Is wondering if you can grow marijuana on Farmville then sell it on Mafia Wars?
• You don’t have to like me, I’m not a facebook status!
• If money grew on trees, girls would be dating monkeys!
• Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
• Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
• The only place you find success before work is in the dictionary.
• Dear math: I am not a therapist, so solve your own problems.
• What do i do when i see someone EXTREMELY GORGEOUS? I stare, I smile and when i get tired i put the mirror down
• 4 out of 5 urologists smell their applejuice before they drink it.
• Girls spend the first 10 years of their lifes playing with barbies. The next 10 years of their lifes they try to look like one
•  How come Mario can smash through bricks, yet he dies when he touches a freakin turtle??
• If Barbie is so popular why do have to buy all her friends?
• If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise.
• Trust in God but lock your car.
• Going to McDonalds for a salad is like going to a hooker for a hug.
• Don’t waste electricity, would you like it if I turned you on and walked away?
•  I’m not saying you’re stupid; you just have bad luck when you’re thinking.
• wanted to kill the sexiest person alive…but suicide’s a crime.
• I wish I had Doras parents… They let that girl go everywhere!
• I got all excited when my husband said he was taking somewhere expensive tonight. 10 minutes later we were at the gas station.
• “Super” Mario should so be a kid role model: “Heyy kids don’t be racist… I’m an Italian made by the Japanese I speak English I look like a Mexican and I run like a Jamaican!”
• Just finished my 6 minute upper body workout-it was pretty easy:arm down,pick up food,arm up,put food in mouth, switch arms.
• When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?
• I speak my mind. I never mind what I speak.
• Slept like a baby last night…. Waking up every 3 hours crying for food
• Why is a newspaper ten times more interesting when somebody across the table is reading it?
• People say that love is in every corner……gosh! maybe i’m moving in circles..
• Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
• Make love, not war. Hell, do both. Get married.
• Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.
• Statistically, 132% of all people exaggerate.
• Statistically 5/4 of people have trouble with fractions.
• Some people come into our lives & leave footprints on our hearts. Others come into our lives & make us wanna leave footprints on their face.

Source : Axleration

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Create a Fake Facebook Conversation

Have you been seeing some funny facebook status and comments on them, which seldom go true? Well, you don't need to sit with Photoshop for an hour and design something which would look much like a facebook stuff.


FacebookQuotes is a webapp, which allows you to create simple Facebook conversations in status update form. Take a look at the example below.

Hope you enjoy creating some funnier stuff and do post them here!

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How to Use The Old Facebook Chat

Facebook has been trying to improve its chat system recently, thinking that it would turn into a big success. But, all this improvements, are just working out to move away the members to a better, user-friendly chatting environment.
The main drawback is that, all the contacts, offline and online, are jumbled up which, makes too confusing for the users to decide who is online and who is not!
People have been creating groups and pages, claiming that facebook will roll back all the changes to the chat box if that particular page reached ****** number of likes. Well, don't trust them. Its all fake. All you have got to do is to wait for facebook to officially rollback all these changes.

"But, how to survive with this new chat system until that crap happens?" This might be your question now. Don't worry. I have something for u. Not exactly a substitute for the old chat system. But, atleast a 'life-saver'!

Here is how. All you have to do is, click the link given below:

Old Chat Substitute

After you click the above link, you will be taken to a full page facebook chat. This link doesn’t permanently change anything. It is a link for displaying the chat in a pop out, which can be used as a standalone page too.




Information Source: Axleration

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Facebook Vs. Google+ [Infographics]

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Edit any Webpage!

Today I am back with another great trick. Its very old, but still a very useful one ;)
This is something like a hack where you can edit the webpage, including the text and the position of the pictures, etc.

Here is how:
Copy this code,  

 javascript:document.body.contentEditable='true'; document.designMode='on'; void 0

and paste it to the address bar of the page which you want to edit and press the enter button.
And thats it.Now you can edit anything that is written on the page.

Click To Enlarge.

How this trick actually works.

This is a javascript code on the the browser side.It is temporary and the changes will be gone once you refresh the webpage.

The javascript code JavaScript:document.body.contentEditable=’true’; makes the website editable in your browser.

The code document.designMode=’on’ tells the browser to turn the designmode on

The code void 0 tells the browser not to show any error

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Airtel Facebook USSDN

Airtel has launched the world's first Unstructured Supplementary Service Data (USSDN) based Facebook access service in India. This service allows you to access everyone's favourite social network without an internet connection. Airtel users will be able to update their Facebook status for free, and for Rs. 1 a day, view/comment/like news feeds, post on walls, confirm friend requests, find and add friends, and view notifications.

Because USSD is a session-based communication, unlike SMS, which is transaction-based, it has significantly faster response times, and is more suited for content-based and interactive applications. It functions somewhat like a menu-based browser. The technology is unique to GSM, and is a built-in way to transmit data over signal channels. Airtel's USSD solution is based on Fonetwish, developed by U2opia Mobile.

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